We are friends who have decided to stop talking about all the things we would like to see and make them into realities. We have had many years between us working at Renaissance fairs and festivals, but we want a broader spectrum of cool things to share with you. Krampus bibs! Poison bottle coasters! Rude tea towels! And thus - here is our website. You can still find us at various festivals but now we are here for you year round.

We sew, embroider, sublimate, craft and nerd out on all our items. Our stock is constantly changing, adding new things, new images, having fun with all these fantastic but useful items. We try to imagine what you would like to have in your home/office/life, but if you don’t see what you are looking for - send us an email and we will see what we can do!

Custom orders take a little longer (maybe an extra week, depending) but we ship daily for our items in stock. We are happy to talk to you about whatever - email us!